Jewish Guilt?

I just love the family system, don't you?

Those of you who know me may know the dysfunctional state of my father's side of the family -coughgrandmacough-.

Now, the joy just springs forth in geysers from my mother's.
Apparently, they're pissed that my mother had to let go of Cousin Willy because he wasn't very good in his position.

We just found out (when we called to see what was going on for Rosh Hashanah), that we were apparently being freezed out.

My Great-Aunt Doris fell in her bathtub and broke three ribs TWO MONTHS AGO and no one bothered to call us.

Yay, family.